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I believe crash reports should be worth reading

I was switching to a stalled tab when Firefox quit — but I don’t know if that was the cause. Maybe it’s me. You put so many of your dreams on hold when you become an adult, and every choice you make...

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I believe crash reports should be worth reading (2)

There once was a user named Rob / who piled tabs up like a slob / His actions were rash / and Firefox crashed / please spare him a tear or a sob. I’ve decided that people who create great software —...

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For the record, we’ve bailed on the show. (Every time Firefox crashes, I’ll blog my crash report here. Previous crash reports: One and Two. Honestly, considering what I put that browser through, it’s...

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This time around, it’s Evernote, asking me what I was doing at the time of the crash: Previous posts in this series: 1, 2 and 3.

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Previous versions 1, 2, 3 and 4

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Previous crashes: 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.

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“I must have been doing 120, 125 when I started to feel the wheel fight me. Snarling, I pulled too hard. The wheels bit into gravel and the rubber screamed its fury—and then the sky spun under the...

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So, like, I’m a Gemini too, right? Which is totally cosmic, because, you know, twins! And so I totally get when you say “Something went wrong” because something is, like, ALWAYS going wrong. But why...

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1Password rarely quits on me, and I love it to bits… AgileBits. At 11:40 AM PST, the vehicle launched successfully from Polar Station. At 11:44 am, the booster section failed to separate completely...

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I think the aging starcraft knew as I did that the next time would be our last: that they’d have us—and with us, the Arcturan Protocol. That was the one eventuality I couldn’t accept. I flipped the...

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What year is it? What? 2015?! Augh, no, too soon! I see the problem: a freed zone element was modified. The convergence is still developing, the lines are too faint—I had hoped for 2022 at least. Now...

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Every morning, I pray I’ll wake up in my own bed. But no: I’m back in that forest, pelted by rain, condemned to live the same day over and over until I can atone for my sin. Behind me a beast snarls;...

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At 02:32 hours, an unidentified object was identified in low Earth orbit and tracked by NORAD. At 02:58, the object broke orbit and entered the atmosphere. Consistent with the Janus Protocol, a...

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Everything froze for a moment as the full realization struck Commander Akal: the altimeter had been sabotaged. She didn’t have five hundred metres of room to play with; she had perhaps one hundred and...

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